The "Happy Ever After" Love Spell -
Inspired by Shrek, Because Ogres are Like Onions
By Patti
For this spell, you will need the following:
An onion
A planter or pot, never used before
Some dirt, preferable soil over which your intended has walked
Place the dirt in the pot. Plant the onion, and cover it up. Water the onion, and as you do so, say the following:
This little onion I command to grow
As the rain falls down and as wind blows
As the sun shines and burns
's love to me shall turn
With each layer of onion skin
's love for me shall grow within
The relationship will begin slowly, like the onion, and then strengthen and grow. And if you get tired of the person, you can sauté the onion with some nice Portobello mushrooms, and eat it on a Philly steak