A taglock for the victim - an email or IM they have sent, which will have their screen name and/or ISP address on itFirst, take the paper with the target's screen name on it, and wrap it around the floppy disc, forming an envelope-like pouch (one end should be open so you can put goodies in it). As you do this, say:
A floppy disk (not a cd - you need a square one because they smash better)
A packet of Kool Aid Mix
A magnet
Electrical tape
A hammer
A large flat rock or a brick
Troll, troll, it’s you I attackSprinkle the KoolAid mix into the envelope, and say:
Watch as your computer goes out of whack
Your screen goes blank, your software freezes,
Your virus protection catches diseases.
A little sugar, without the spicePass the magnet over the envelope, and then drop it in. Say:
Spilling drinks on keyboards is never nice
When you're trolling around in cyberspace,Fold over the top part of the paper to close the envelope. Wrap the entire thing with electrical tape, as many times as it takes to completely cover the whole thing. Now you should have a nice little shiny black square. Place the tape-wrapped disk on the flat stone, and get your hammer.
May your data all be erased.
Beat the crap out of the disk, and as you do so, yell at the troll and its computer:
You've had your fun now it's my turn.Now, for the grand finale. Throw the smashed up disk on the floor, and jump up and down on it. While you're stomping it, finish it off, with:
Crash and smash and hardware burn!
Bits and bytes and RAM go flying,
Watch as your c: drive starts dying.
Your files won't open, because they're not there,
Memory's missing, gone who knows where.
Pixels and gigs and ports and gear
All your information will disappear.
You messed with me, but now you're defeated,
You pathetic fool - you're Ctrl-Alt-Deleted!